i made the terrible mistake of signing up for a cute rpg game and that’s all i’m doing now and oops what are finals??


the people at zues called Carrie and I beautiful and gave us free hummus \(//∇//)\


I learned how to do smoke rings last night and I felt rlly cool 😎




if you let me call you butt, butt munch, or booty hole I’ll let you be my boyfriend




I’m so stressed I can’t even masturbate


  • carrie: so what do you want to listen to
  • reagan: the sound of cars coming over me
  • carrie: i don't think that's a band

the last thing I want to do is drive all around town to go to a bunch of banks and do adult things yet here I am


is this how u sext

dogchief:

the year is 2057……………….tumblr is still going strong…………….reagan is still reblogging that “quoth the reagan” textpost i posted…………..

heheheheheh






who misses my bathtub pics